1) where are the internets?
A magical place where rainbow monkeys can run free with my banana friends! Also rule 34... but we ignore that.
2) why are people always harassing me with these tags?
because we love you.. marry me. 3) Do you enjoy being tagged?
HAAHAAAHHAaa... no.
4) Why do people walk slower when they're eating ice cream?
Because if you run with ice cream Santa will shove it out of your hands and exactly when are you 'running' or 'walking'? Who knows! So people walk slowly just to be safe. Same reason why they tell us to not run with scissors.
5) Do you enjoy being tagged by me?
... No Yes...
6) Can I get a witness?
PANCAKES
7) Does the dude abide?
Because the cake said so.
8) Am I cheating by asking questions about being tagged?
Depends on if you're a cat and have spots?
9) Are we done yet?
Yes? The answer is yes right? OH PLEASE LET IT BE YES.
10) Can I go watch Bob's Burgers now?
Funny thing, I'm awaiting a burger right now...
Ah... if you get a mention then you can do it... if not then blarg.
I need more friends